There once was a lovely girl named Sally
\nWho about her (sad) love life would dally<\/p>\n
In other ways she was super smart
\nBut had challenges in affairs of the heart<\/p>\n
She only went out now and then
\nHer family thought her an old hen<\/p>\n
Worked crazy hours — her friends said it was a ton
\nBut wouldn’t stop ’til her 401(k) hit the big one!<\/p>\n
Finally she met a fabulous guy named Mac
\nBut on their first date had a heart attack.<\/p>\n
Sadly, incredible Sally died
\nHer family stood by and cried
\nand warned her nieces not to end on that wrong track!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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