{"id":37922,"date":"2017-08-05T19:38:52","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T23:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=37922"},"modified":"2017-08-05T19:38:52","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T23:38:52","slug":"six-word-memoir-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/six-word-memoir-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Six-Word Memoir Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up, fell down, exited sideways.<\/p>\n<p>A new memoir every five years.<\/p>\n<p>My second grade teacher was right.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rather sing than stay to chat.<\/p>\n<p>Someone had to pay the bills.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t fit in then, still don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I love my lady&#8230;and bacon.<\/p>\n<p>Buried gold long ago, can&#8217;t find.<\/p>\n<p>Later-life serendity led to Authorland.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A man, a plan, hot damn.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-38005 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0608-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0608-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0608-768x586.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0608-1024x782.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>* Found poem. Randomly grabbed a book from my shelf, opened it, and found a jewel. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-38007 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0610-256x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0610-256x300.jpg 256w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0610-768x899.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0610-875x1024.jpg 875w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up, fell down, exited sideways. A new memoir every five years. My second grade teacher was right. &nbsp; Rather sing than stay to chat. Someone had to pay the bills. Didn&#8217;t fit in then, still don&#8217;t. &nbsp; I love my lady&#8230;and bacon. Buried gold&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":948,"featured_media":38005,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2242,2463,2464],"class_list":["post-37922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-found-poetry","tag-six-word-memoir","tag-smith-magazine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/948"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38037,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37922\/revisions\/38037"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/38005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}