{"id":38465,"date":"2017-08-05T20:21:02","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=38465"},"modified":"2017-08-05T20:21:02","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:21:02","slug":"one-more-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/one-more-3\/","title":{"rendered":"One More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scolding our waitress, \u201cLast time I asked for three olives.<br \/>\nIt came back with only two, just like this one.\u201d<br \/>\nSurprised, she apologized, and replied, \u201cBe right back\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, one server returned, martini in hand,<br \/>\nFour green swimmers decorating the ginned vodka,<br \/>\nOnly my dirt sat aside soaking a stained soda glass.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dWhy separate them like that?\u201d inquiring minds ask.<br \/>\nWell, that new bartender makes them dirtier than scum<br \/>\nSo aproned Sophie confessed (tattled) all a\u2019 flutter.<\/p>\n<p>Five last drops glugging down a salty gullet, \u201cahhh,\u201d<br \/>\nSmacking briny satiated lips audibly, complainer<br \/>\nNo more noted, \u201cI\u2019ll mix another, please.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scolding our waitress, \u201cLast time I asked for three olives. It came back with only two, just like this one.\u201d Surprised, she apologized, and replied, \u201cBe right back\u201d Sure enough, one server returned, martini in hand, Four green swimmers decorating the ginned vodka, Only my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":196,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/196"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38471,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38465\/revisions\/38471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}