{"id":38472,"date":"2017-08-05T20:36:28","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=38472"},"modified":"2017-08-05T21:01:02","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:01:02","slug":"flapjack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/flapjack\/","title":{"rendered":"FlapJack…."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m the poetry man<\/p>\n

well, I’ve never seen a U-Haul follow a hearse to a cemetery.<\/p>\n

Judge,Lord Judge \u00a0take that<\/p>\n

Flap Jack take that<\/p>\n

Molva and Mohammed<\/p>\n

You want my, well I betcha<\/p>\n

Send me to the’lectric chair<\/p>\n

Stay away from me I’m in my SIN you hear that laugh track<\/p>\n

Flapjack laugh track pop that collar and holla<\/p>\n

Judge the bootlegger with the pound of flesh<\/p>\n

Judge Lord Judge<\/p>\n

Take that puddin’ and fine fat brother<\/p>\n

Send me to the ‘lecturing chair<\/p>\n

For you will know my name is the ….<\/p>\n

Stay away from Emc2<\/p>\n

I’m in my sin laughtrack<\/p>\n

Flapjacksprat, who lies to the BONE<\/p>\n

Make it<\/p>\n

sing<\/p>\n

laugh<\/p>\n

Track to outta my sight<\/p>\n

Daddyya done broke out<\/p>\n

Flap<\/p>\n

Jack off on your wheels, fall up<\/p>\n

I’m off, cockukacho<\/p>\n

cuckukachoo<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m the poetry man well, I’ve never seen a U-Haul follow a hearse to a cemetery. Judge,Lord Judge \u00a0take that Flap Jack take that Molva and Mohammed You want my, well I betcha Send me to the’lectric chair Stay away from me I’m in my…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1039,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1039"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38604,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38472\/revisions\/38604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}