{"id":38690,"date":"2017-08-05T20:46:56","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=38690"},"modified":"2017-08-05T20:46:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:46:56","slug":"ineptitude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/ineptitude\/","title":{"rendered":"Ineptitude"},"content":{"rendered":"

 <\/p>\n

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Ineptitude<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I can only brood<\/p>\n

at my ineptitude<\/p>\n

words just shy of crude.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I know I am viewed a<\/p>\n

buck short of shrewd.<\/p>\n

As the words that I’ve spewed<\/p>\n

put us all in bad moods.<\/p>\n

I have somehow accrued<\/p>\n

the right to deluge you<\/p>\n

with verbal dog food.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Please don’t let me intrude.<\/p>\n

I promise not to be lewd,<\/p>\n

to save being booed<\/p>\n

or even worse skewed.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Since this city’s subdued<\/p>\n

I might be wooed as unscrewed,<\/p>\n

given some latitude.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Before being barbecued,<\/p>\n

I have certitude<\/p>\n

the multitudes<\/p>\n

wish me my solitude,<\/p>\n

so I bid you adieu.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Ineptitude   I can only brood at my ineptitude words just shy of crude.   I know I am viewed a buck short of shrewd. As the words that I’ve spewed put us all in bad moods. I have somehow accrued the right…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38690"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38704,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38690\/revisions\/38704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}