{"id":38800,"date":"2017-08-05T21:00:48","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=38800"},"modified":"2017-08-05T21:04:08","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:04:08","slug":"hollywood-swimming-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/hollywood-swimming-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Hollywood Swimming Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hollywood Swimming Pool<\/p>\n<p>(90 \u2013 100 Words + Random Prompt: Your first prompt is to write a poem set entirely underwater<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>From my perspective,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>headless socialites don\u2019t need to learn how to swim,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>they are buoyed up by their falsies,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>and the greatest social trauma seems to be the lack of a Brazilian.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>For those who have gone off the deep end,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>there is a ghost from a 70\u2019s party wearing shiny polyester<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>doing that dance move with the pointy finger &#8211; up and down.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He never knew what happened to him.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Deep down I find ditched wedding rings, multi-colored teaser condoms,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>and a lone martini glass rolling across the bottom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Everyone remains pretty shallow<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>by comparison,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>the deep end is not for sissies.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hollywood Swimming Pool (90 \u2013 100 Words + Random Prompt: Your first prompt is to write a poem set entirely underwater &nbsp; From my perspective, headless socialites don\u2019t need to learn how to swim, they are buoyed up by their falsies, and the greatest social&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1078,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1078"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38800"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38838,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38800\/revisions\/38838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}