{"id":38859,"date":"2017-08-05T21:56:01","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=38859"},"modified":"2017-08-05T21:56:01","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:56:01","slug":"hour-13-prognostication","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/hour-13-prognostication\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 13–Prognostication"},"content":{"rendered":"

If cats were on leashes and chased after dogs<\/p>\n

If doggies roamed freely and chased after hogs<\/p>\n

and mice had a heyday, had no enemies then<\/p>\n

they’d have babies and rabies and live where we’d been<\/p>\n

they’d take over houses and condos and schools<\/p>\n

and hold us all hostage–irresponsible fools!<\/p>\n

We’d eek<\/em> at our folly our insufferable woes<\/p>\n

and weakly and meekly cry “Damn GMO’s!”<\/p>\n

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If cats were on leashes and chased after dogs If doggies roamed freely and chased after hogs and mice had a heyday, had no enemies then they’d have babies and rabies and live where we’d been they’d take over houses and condos and schools and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":255,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/255"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38859"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39238,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38859\/revisions\/39238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}