{"id":38888,"date":"2017-08-05T21:08:46","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=38888"},"modified":"2017-08-05T21:08:46","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:08:46","slug":"issues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/issues\/","title":{"rendered":"Issues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cChicken mole.\u201d Gasped wife four.<br \/>\n\u201cI made it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Saucy chocolate decadence<br \/>\nFrom a too wet spoon<br \/>\nSoils her cleavage screaming,\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVoila!\u201d in high pitched bird calls.<\/p>\n<p>Amanda\u2019s kitchen wizardry<br \/>\nWas unclutched.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Husband number two,<br \/>\nPure panicked sweat,<br \/>\nLike rain,<br \/>\nSplashed off glistening<br \/>\nAbdominal flesh,<\/p>\n<p>Nods, delivered from<br \/>\nCold feet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo fire.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWarm tortillas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That look again\u2026<br \/>\nOh well.<br \/>\nOnly innuendo.<br \/>\nMan died.<br \/>\nSo?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThanks, babe,\u201d he snorts while laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Nervous<br \/>\nTick.<br \/>\n\u201cIt looks great, but\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Feed the dogs?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStomach encore?<br \/>\nAwe, honey.\u201d Whined self-entitled<br \/>\nMiss Jingle Tits, USA.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust this teeny bite.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOpen sesame!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cChicken mole.\u201d Gasped wife four. \u201cI made it!\u201d Saucy chocolate decadence From a too wet spoon Soils her cleavage screaming,\u201d \u201cVoila!\u201d in high pitched bird calls. Amanda\u2019s kitchen wizardry Was unclutched. \u201cLook!\u201d Husband number two, Pure panicked sweat, Like rain, Splashed off glistening Abdominal flesh,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38888"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38890,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38888\/revisions\/38890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}