{"id":39084,"date":"2017-08-05T21:38:03","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=39084"},"modified":"2017-08-05T21:38:03","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T01:38:03","slug":"superduper-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/superduper-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Superduper plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If a super villain wanted<br \/>\nto destroy America<br \/>\nhe would reverse the law<br \/>\nof gravity,<\/p>\n<p>rendering most<br \/>\ncosmetic surgery obsolete<br \/>\nputting brassiere makers<br \/>\nout of business<br \/>\nturning facial creams into<br \/>\nscented lubes for bike chains<\/p>\n<p>to reverse the law<br \/>\nof gravity<br \/>\nwould negate having to<br \/>\ntell people to \u201cSuck it up!\u201d<br \/>\nmake it harder for someone<br \/>\nto let you down<br \/>\nput a whole new spin on<br \/>\nthe gravity of any situation<\/p>\n<p>If a super villain wanted<br \/>\nto destroy America<br \/>\nhe would reverse the law<br \/>\nof gravity,<br \/>\ncrippling our economy<br \/>\nwithout us, ironically,<br \/>\nhaving to pick up the pieces<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u2013 Mark L. Lucker<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><em>\u00a9 2017<\/em><br \/>\n<em><a href=\"http:\/\/lrd.to\/sxh9jntSbd\">http:\/\/lrd.to\/sxh9jntSbd<\/a><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a super villain wanted to destroy America he would reverse the law of gravity, rendering most cosmetic surgery obsolete putting brassiere makers out of business turning facial creams into scented lubes for bike chains to reverse the law of gravity would negate having to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":694,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[2541,2542,870],"class_list":["post-39084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-2017-prompt-13","tag-laws-of-nature-reversed","tag-prompt-13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/694"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39097,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39084\/revisions\/39097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}