{"id":39597,"date":"2017-08-05T23:41:40","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T03:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=39597"},"modified":"2017-08-05T23:45:26","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T03:45:26","slug":"hour-nine-why-i-hate-spiders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/hour-nine-why-i-hate-spiders\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour Nine: Why I Hate Spiders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hour Nine Prompt<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Warning: If you are afraid of spiders like I am, I suggest you don&#8217;t read this unless you are okay with having that paranoid feeling that a spider is on you when it isn&#8217;t. I know I am probably going to have it as I write this poem, but oh well. I need to get this out of my mind.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Up close,<\/p>\n<p>their multiple round doll like eyes<\/p>\n<p>can stare into your soul,<\/p>\n<p>paralyzing you with fear to the point<\/p>\n<p>where you feel like you can hardly move.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t help that their movements are so calculating.<\/p>\n<p>Each step they take towards you is like<\/p>\n<p>signifying a step closer to your death.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t kill them instantly,<\/p>\n<p>you feel like they will come to kill you<\/p>\n<p>in one or another.<\/p>\n<p>And if they kill you,<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s all over from there,<\/p>\n<p>something you&#8217;ll feel forever haunted by.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Therefore,<\/p>\n<p>I deem<\/p>\n<p>these bugs<\/p>\n<p>to be the kind of bugs<\/p>\n<p>who should be killed<\/p>\n<p>with no hesitation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hour Nine Prompt Warning: If you are afraid of spiders like I am, I suggest you don&#8217;t read this unless you are okay with having that paranoid feeling that a spider is on you when it isn&#8217;t. I know I am probably going to have&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1020,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[2228,2223,2406],"class_list":["post-39597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","tag-2017poetrymarathon","tag-poetryhalfmarathon2017","tag-spiderpoem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39597"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39907,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39597\/revisions\/39907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}