{"id":39732,"date":"2017-08-05T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T03:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=39732"},"modified":"2017-08-05T23:36:00","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T03:36:00","slug":"ledazeus-the-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/ledazeus-the-texts\/","title":{"rendered":"Leda\/Zeus: The Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Z<\/strong> (scratching his ass)<br \/>\nI saw you the other night. U up?<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong> (lotioning her elbows)<br \/>\nYes. <\/p>\n<p>Z<br \/>\nU up?<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nDid I not make that clear?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nLOL. U still mad?<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nWhy would I be?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nidk. Things got crazy that night.<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nYeah. You drugged me and convinced me you were a swan. Crazy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nI can tell u r mad.<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nI&#8217;m tired. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nI get it. In the mood for company?<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nWhat do you think?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nShould I call instead?<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nAre you serious!?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nSure.<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nSure.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nReally?<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nNo!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nThen what &#8211; Im  consfused<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nYou are a con and you are confused. Congrats.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nHey!<\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><br \/>\nGood night. And lose my number.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z<\/strong><br \/>\nsure. Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z (scratching his ass) I saw you the other night. U up? L (lotioning her elbows) Yes. Z U up? L Did I not make that clear? Z LOL. U still mad? L Why would I be? Z idk. Things got crazy that night. L&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1136],"tags":[2582,2583],"class_list":["post-39732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts","tag-leda","tag-zeus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39732"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39865,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39732\/revisions\/39865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}