{"id":40053,"date":"2017-08-06T00:29:38","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=40053"},"modified":"2017-08-06T00:29:54","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:29:54","slug":"deadliest-woman-in-the-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/deadliest-woman-in-the-galaxy\/","title":{"rendered":"Deadliest Woman in the Galaxy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All I want, more than anything in the universe, is to be a mother, have friends, and settle down.\u00a0Hard to do when you&#8217;re an emerald-tinted badass with a reputation for assassination and being proud.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Not to mention being the last of my species, to some a novelty to be collected and traded around. But to most, it means no family, no stability, and no dowry or estate to be handed down.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a Zen-Whorbis girl to do, when she&#8217;s killed or vanquished most the eligible bachelors around? Sadly, I&#8217;ll probably get some space cats, learn to knit, and place a rocker on a moon, safe and sound.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All I want, more than anything in the universe, is to be a mother, have friends, and settle down.\u00a0Hard to do when you&#8217;re an emerald-tinted badass with a reputation for assassination and being proud. &nbsp; Not to mention being the last of my species, to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":948,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[1711,2608,524],"class_list":["post-40053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-character","tag-gamora","tag-persona-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/948"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40185,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40053\/revisions\/40185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}