{"id":40166,"date":"2017-08-06T00:26:18","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=40166"},"modified":"2017-08-06T00:26:18","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:26:18","slug":"the-trouble-with-tuffets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/the-trouble-with-tuffets\/","title":{"rendered":"The Trouble with Tuffets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did not, repeat did not,<\/p>\n<p>Sit on a tuffet.<\/p>\n<p>I sat on a bench.<\/p>\n<p>A bench, I tell you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And this nonsense about curds and whey?<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever tasted curds?<\/p>\n<p>They may as well call it \u201csqueaky cheese\u201d\u2014<\/p>\n<p>It is not good.<\/p>\n<p>And whey?<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019mon.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s disgusting.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And that spider?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not afraid of some<\/p>\n<p>Spider.<\/p>\n<p>He may have startled me,<\/p>\n<p>But I was not afraid.<\/p>\n<p>I squashed him.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That Goose is a lyin\u2019, flippin\u2019 fowl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did not, repeat did not, Sit on a tuffet. I sat on a bench. A bench, I tell you. &nbsp; And this nonsense about curds and whey? Have you ever tasted curds? They may as well call it \u201csqueaky cheese\u201d\u2014 It is not good&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40172,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40166\/revisions\/40172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}