{"id":40395,"date":"2017-08-06T01:05:35","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T05:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=40395"},"modified":"2017-08-06T03:54:54","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T07:54:54","slug":"crazy-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/crazy-ex\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy ex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You left your T-shirt here<\/p>\n<p>I found a random strand of your hair last night<\/p>\n<p>Every part of my house has a random reminder of you in it<\/p>\n<p>I miss you and not in that creepy way that psycho Exes who only dated you for a month do<\/p>\n<p>I just miss you.<\/p>\n<p>You seem like you really wanted to talk but you responded to my Facebook message<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to read too heavy into this again<\/p>\n<p>Oh crap.<\/p>\n<p>There I go, parachuting, back into my crazy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You left your T-shirt here I found a random strand of your hair last night Every part of my house has a random reminder of you in it I miss you and not in that creepy way that psycho Exes who only dated you for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1059,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1059"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40432,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40395\/revisions\/40432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}