Oh no! It’s gone!<\/p>\n
Quick, search in the cupboard,<\/p>\n
under the stairs,<\/p>\n
peek in the fridge; it may be there!<\/p>\n
Dig through your purse,<\/p>\n
pull out your pockets,<\/p>\n
silently vow you’ll hoard less<\/p>\n
of all the wrappers of gum,<\/p>\n
oh! There’s that skirt from 2001,<\/p>\n
lip balm, hair brush, lint roller.<\/p>\n
But it’s still lost, hang on.<\/p>\n
Phew. On the charger.<\/p>\n
Now…<\/p>\n
Oh no, they’re gone!<\/p>\n
Where are my glasses?<\/p>\n
Please don’t tell me<\/p>\n
they’re somewhere over here…<\/p>\n
Bathroom, living room, upstairs and down,<\/p>\n
you’ve searched everywhere, except..<\/p>\n
Oh! On your head!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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