{"id":40795,"date":"2017-08-06T03:15:53","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T07:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=40795"},"modified":"2017-08-06T03:15:53","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T07:15:53","slug":"laughing-buddha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/laughing-buddha\/","title":{"rendered":"Laughing Buddha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have a seat;<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve had an awfully long day.<br \/>\nLook at that frown.<br \/>\nLook at those shoulders,<br \/>\nSagging and droopy.<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve got bags under your eyes,<br \/>\nAnd you look pretty miserable to me.<br \/>\nHere, try some of this stuff.<\/p>\n<p>There, look at you now,<br \/>\nSmiling and dopey.<br \/>\nLaughing at me even now.<br \/>\nDoesn\u2019t that feel better?<br \/>\nDon\u2019t you wish things could be this way,<br \/>\nFor the rest of your life?<\/p>\n<p>Uh oh,<br \/>\nYou\u2019re coming down.<br \/>\nSteady now,<br \/>\nDon\u2019t be irritated.<br \/>\nHere, have some more.<br \/>\nThere you go.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s that goofy grin.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t you love this shit?<br \/>\nThis is some good shit.<\/p>\n<p>Just fall asleep,<br \/>\nAnd you can try again tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have a seat; You\u2019ve had an awfully long day. Look at that frown. Look at those shoulders, Sagging and droopy. You\u2019ve got bags under your eyes, And you look pretty miserable to me. Here, try some of this stuff. There, look at you now, Smiling&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":953,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/953"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40881,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40795\/revisions\/40881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}