{"id":4082,"date":"2014-08-24T04:15:51","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T08:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=4082"},"modified":"2014-08-24T04:16:06","modified_gmt":"2014-08-24T08:16:06","slug":"4082","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/4082\/","title":{"rendered":"inconvenience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s not wacky wednesday<br \/>\nbut the tree is on fire<br \/>\nand somewhat upside down<br \/>\nbut to extinguish<br \/>\nwould be to electricute<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not manic monday<br \/>\nbut it&#8217;s a housewide blackout<br \/>\nmy internet<br \/>\nis disconnected at the root<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not freaky friday<br \/>\nbut damn<br \/>\nI have to go<br \/>\nto the bathroom again<br \/>\n(for the third time this hour)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>__ar.<\/p>\n<p><em>(The prompt was to write about 3 inconvenient things that happened today. lol&#8230;.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s not wacky wednesday but the tree is on fire and somewhat upside down but to extinguish would be to electricute it&#8217;s not manic monday but it&#8217;s a housewide blackout my internet is disconnected at the root it&#8217;s not freaky friday but damn I have&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/73"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4082"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4084,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4082\/revisions\/4084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}