{"id":41768,"date":"2017-08-06T05:40:32","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=41768"},"modified":"2017-08-06T05:40:32","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:40:32","slug":"exaggerated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/exaggerated\/","title":{"rendered":"Exaggerated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My moma was mighty strong you see<\/p>\n<p>but don&#8217;t use that as yo excuse to be mad at me<\/p>\n<p>one day when she came home from work<\/p>\n<p>she grabbed our apple tree by its trunk and gave it a jerk<\/p>\n<p>picked it up and waved it around, not one of them apples feel on the ground<\/p>\n<p>they made their way onto a huge pan,<\/p>\n<p>and then with her other hand she rolled out the dough out in a big pan<\/p>\n<p>blew her breath to cook them so all within a mile or so<\/p>\n<p>on that day had something sweet.<\/p>\n<p>and there you have it according to me, how apple pie came to be.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My moma was mighty strong you see but don&#8217;t use that as yo excuse to be mad at me one day when she came home from work she grabbed our apple tree by its trunk and gave it a jerk picked it up and waved&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1032,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1032"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42016,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41768\/revisions\/42016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}