{"id":41879,"date":"2017-08-06T05:23:23","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=41879"},"modified":"2017-08-06T05:23:23","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:23:23","slug":"pennys-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/pennys-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"Penny&#8217;s Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8221; okay, so everyone else is busy with their own stuff right now, because of&#8230; Well everything, and I&#8217;m stuck having no one else to talk to.<br \/>\nSo if you don&#8217;t mind not flying away and pretending to listen, I would really appreciate it.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe baby Raven cocked its head to the side for a moment, as if considering.<br \/>\nThen with a single little hop,<br \/>\nLanded on pennies leg and sat there, with Wings relaxed and curled around her feet, and her eyes focused up on her face.<br \/>\n&#8221; all right then, you seem comfortable, so I&#8217;ll start.<br \/>\nI thought I was a completely normal girl before all of this.<br \/>\nNow, I&#8217;ve got a sister who&#8217;s an elf,<br \/>\nGroup of crazy assassin&#8217;s won&#8217;t stop showing up everywhere and trying to kill me,<br \/>\nAnd apparently my dad is also somehow evil and involved in the plan to destroy all the elves other than us.<br \/>\nI mean, how am I supposed to react all of this?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m supposed to be worrying about my first boyfriend in grades, not all of this!<br \/>\nHow am I supposed to do anything about this either?<br \/>\nEverybody else apparently grew up with crazy awesome fighting training, except for I guess Jesse&#8230;<br \/>\nBut I only know how to run away from fights, and some basic first aid.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe sighed, dropping her head into her hands,<br \/>\nShe stared at the baby Raven, who&#8217;d now stood up again.<br \/>\nIt reached up and very lightly pressed it speak to pennies chin, like a little kiss of encouragement.<br \/>\nWith one finger, Penny pet the top of the tiny bird&#8217;s head.<br \/>\n&#8220;Thanks for listening. It really helped.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8221; okay, so everyone else is busy with their own stuff right now, because of&#8230; Well everything, and I&#8217;m stuck having no one else to talk to. So if you don&#8217;t mind not flying away and pretending to listen, I would really appreciate it.&#8221; The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1090,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41917,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41879\/revisions\/41917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}