His beard is thicker than an otter’s pelt<\/p>\n
His beard is softer than a chinchilla<\/p>\n
His eyes are bluer than the sky<\/p>\n
His eyes gleam brighter than headlights<\/p>\n
When something interesting meets his eye.<\/p>\n
He’s smarter than a genius<\/p>\n
More clever than a fox<\/p>\n
He’s good at playing word games<\/p>\n
He could sell you your own box.<\/p>\n
His hair is more golden than Rapunzel’s<\/p>\n
His hair is straighter than a rod<\/p>\n
Better than a cult leader,<\/p>\n
He could convince you of his god.<\/p>\n
His wisdom shines like diamonds<\/p>\n
His charisma’s dark as pitch<\/p>\n
His intelligence unquestioned<\/p>\n
by both poor and rich.<\/p>\n
He is the perfect lover,<\/p>\n
He is the perfect man.<\/p>\n
I’m lucky that I met him,<\/p>\n
I’ll do everything I can,<\/p>\n
To keep him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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