{"id":41897,"date":"2017-08-06T05:21:49","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=41897"},"modified":"2017-08-06T05:21:49","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:21:49","slug":"babys-first-bathtime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/babys-first-bathtime\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby&#8217;s First Bathtime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><\/p>\n<p>This is only a short poem so it's not overly loaded with exaggeration, but pro rata to the protagonist's size, I suspect it's certainly got in its money's worth.<\/p>\n<h1>Baby's First Bathtime<\/h1>\n<p>I'm drowning<br \/>\nyou bastard<br \/>\nget me out of here<br \/>\nyou mongoose<br \/>\nthere are no nerves in your elbow<br \/>\ncan't you hear<br \/>\nI'm in pain<br \/>\nbloody blisters <br \/>\nI can feel them forming<br \/>\nit's fucking burning<br \/>\nand I'm normally<br \/>\nsuch a sweet tempered boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is only a short poem so it&#8217;s not overly loaded with exaggeration, but pro rata to the protagonist&#8217;s size, I suspect it&#8217;s certainly got in its money&#8217;s worth. Baby&#8217;s First Bathtime I&#8217;m drowning you bastard get me out of here you mongoose there are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":964,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/964"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41897"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41908,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41897\/revisions\/41908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}