{"id":42073,"date":"2017-08-06T05:58:46","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=42073"},"modified":"2017-08-06T05:58:46","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T09:58:46","slug":"i-once-killed-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/i-once-killed-a-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"I Once Killed A Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I Once Killed a Monster<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I once killed a monster<\/p>\n<p>With one straw and a half<\/p>\n<p>It had more magic in it<\/p>\n<p>Than you saw in Harry Porter.<\/p>\n<p>The monster laughed aloud<\/p>\n<p>And shook the very mountain<\/p>\n<p>He took it inside his mouth<\/p>\n<p>And lay on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>I went near his giant nose<\/p>\n<p>And blew it with my straw<\/p>\n<p>He sneezed his life out<\/p>\n<p>And pulled out a rose.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hour 21<\/p>\n<p>@varenyas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Once Killed a Monster I once killed a monster With one straw and a half It had more magic in it Than you saw in Harry Porter. The monster laughed aloud And shook the very mountain He took it inside his mouth And lay&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1003,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1003"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42077,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42073\/revisions\/42077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}