experiencing technical difficulties.<\/p>\n
The writing is about a scheme to turn California and New York purple by having lodgers in fly-over states move to the coast as lodgers on paper, and swap with folks on the coast. Absentee ballots would then turn the states purple, making the electoral college voting more in line with the popular vote.
\nFor some reason this seemed more sensible than a constitutional amendment.<\/p>\n
Purple States
\nby Paul Sanford<\/p>\n
Spit blood is red,
\nin your body it\u2019s purple.
\nElections draws flies
\nlike sweet maple surple.<\/p>\n
Wall now, it turned out that nobody could change that durn old electoral college,
\nso to make the votin\u2019 for president match the electoral and popular vote,
\nthey hadda change them red and blue states into purple states.<\/p>\n
The first big push was gettin\u2019 folks from California to register in Montana.
\nThere\u2019s more folks in Berkeley than in any two big cities in Montana put together,
\nso they made a swap.
\nFolks in Berkeley moved they principal residence to Helena as lodgers with folks,
\nand an equalt number, abaouit a quarter million, moved on paper to the Berkeley California area.<\/p>\n
Not only was the vote for President closer in Montana, but so was the single seat for the House of Representatives.
\nJust as importnt, Berkeley finally got some folks with solid business sense and financial responsibility on its city council and school boards, so both states benefited.<\/p>\n
Course it was gonna take a lot more votes to turn old Blue Caliofornia red, and that\u2019s when Oakland California be <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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