{"id":42251,"date":"2017-08-06T06:27:15","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T10:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=42251"},"modified":"2017-08-07T19:10:59","modified_gmt":"2017-08-07T23:10:59","slug":"bedtime-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/bedtime-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cBig as a house it was!<br \/>\nI never knew goldfish had teeth<br \/>\nUntil that moment.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d gone from predator to prey<br \/>\nDiving the depths of that<br \/>\nFlorida bay.<\/p>\n<p>I was but a nibble.<br \/>\nThe manatee he ate was<br \/>\nA much better portion.<\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s how I escaped.\u201d<br \/>\nLittle Charlie giggled.<br \/>\n\u201cGrandpa, there\u2019s no such thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, but there is!<br \/>\nAnd that is why, sweet boy,<br \/>\nwe never let goldfish<\/p>\n<p>Swim in the toilet.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cBig as a house it was! I never knew goldfish had teeth Until that moment. I\u2019d gone from predator to prey Diving the depths of that Florida bay. I was but a nibble. The manatee he ate was A much better portion. And that\u2019s how&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42251"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43709,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42251\/revisions\/43709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}