I saw her in the corner of my room<\/p>\n
Why had I not noticed her before, she had to have been there for<\/p>\n
a great deal of time because her web was intricate<\/p>\n
Geez, that says a lot about my cleaning or non-cleaning<\/p>\n
I’m appalled by her, I wonder what she thinks of me<\/p>\n
Ohhhh for pete’s sake, now the itsy bitsy spider song is stuck in my head<\/p>\n
Sooooo, what did I get outta all this<\/p>\n
I got that I need to clean my room, and maybe I need more friends<\/p>\n
to talk to bcuz I have spent wayyy to much time<\/p>\n
wondering about what a spider thinks of me.<\/p>\n
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