{"id":42398,"date":"2017-08-06T07:12:41","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T11:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=42398"},"modified":"2017-08-06T15:39:58","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T19:39:58","slug":"17-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/17-7\/","title":{"rendered":"#17 just something comical maybe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fell on my ass<br \/>\nBut the best part<br \/>\nWas standing on glass<br \/>\nMade it look like art<\/p>\n<p>Dropped phone on my face<br \/>\nNot in the usual way<br \/>\nWrapped it in lace<br \/>\nMade it look like faberge<\/p>\n<p>Melted plastic in my ear<br \/>\nYou will laugh for sure<br \/>\nIt was Richard Gere<br \/>\nMade it look like couture<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fell on my ass But the best part Was standing on glass Made it look like art Dropped phone on my face Not in the usual way Wrapped it in lace Made it look like faberge Melted plastic in my ear You will laugh for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1045,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1045"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42398"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43433,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42398\/revisions\/43433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}