{"id":44258,"date":"2017-08-12T13:04:31","date_gmt":"2017-08-12T17:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=44258"},"modified":"2017-08-12T13:04:31","modified_gmt":"2017-08-12T17:04:31","slug":"hour-17-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/hour-17-9\/","title":{"rendered":"hour 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mike, Mike, Mike,<br \/>\nwhat day is it?<br \/>\nCockadoodledo he sings,<br \/>\nnot a fag hag instead<br \/>\na dyke Mike,<br \/>\nfollowing around the lez<br \/>\nlike a puppy-wannabe poodle.<\/p>\n<p>He wants to groom<br \/>\nher Bristol mons and<br \/>\npluck her eyebrows<br \/>\ninto unreal arches,<br \/>\nso she looks<br \/>\nexcited, awake, intense<\/p>\n<p>Despite her straight line<br \/>\nunibrow which dips into<br \/>\na v as she scowls at him<br \/>\nin dissent.<\/p>\n<p>He begs and pleads<br \/>\ntweezers in hand,<br \/>\nI can make you more beautiful!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMore\u201d she responds, guffawing<\/p>\n<p>Just clean me up a bit<br \/>\nand be done with it<br \/>\nas she leans back in the chair.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike, Mike, Mike, what day is it? Cockadoodledo he sings, not a fag hag instead a dyke Mike, following around the lez like a puppy-wannabe poodle. He wants to groom her Bristol mons and pluck her eyebrows into unreal arches, so she looks excited, awake,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1139,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1139"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44259,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44258\/revisions\/44259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}