{"id":46567,"date":"2019-06-22T09:39:49","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T13:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=46567"},"modified":"2019-06-22T09:45:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T13:45:00","slug":"i-am-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/i-am-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Cat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am Cat.<\/p>\n<p>I like to lay in the sun-soaked<\/p>\n<p>rectangles on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>I feel so <em>warm-sleepy-happy<\/em><\/p>\n<p>deep inside my core.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am Cat.<\/p>\n<p>I want to eat the pointy plants<\/p>\n<p>on my window sill.<\/p>\n<p>If the humans could leave me be<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d have my spiky fill.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am Cat.<\/p>\n<p>I bring the humans presents<\/p>\n<p>that they quickly take away.<\/p>\n<p>That legless cricket took hard work!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try again another day.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am Cat.<\/p>\n<p>I love the soft wet food<\/p>\n<p>they put into my bowl.<\/p>\n<p>The turkey fills my stomach<\/p>\n<p>but the gravy feeds my soul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am Cat.<\/p>\n<p>I will catch those birds one day,<\/p>\n<p>that live behind the screen.<\/p>\n<p>But for now I attack the floor<\/p>\n<p>to show them what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am Cat.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s dark and doors are shut,<\/p>\n<p>The humans trapped inside.<\/p>\n<p>But then in morning they emerge!<\/p>\n<p>I am glad they haven&#8217;t died.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am Cat. I like to lay in the sun-soaked rectangles on the floor. I feel so warm-sleepy-happy deep inside my core. &nbsp; I am Cat. I want to eat the pointy plants on my window sill. If the humans could leave me be I&#8217;d&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46567"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46703,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46567\/revisions\/46703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}