{"id":47676,"date":"2019-06-22T11:28:50","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T15:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=47676"},"modified":"2019-06-22T11:28:50","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T15:28:50","slug":"not-going-for-a-walk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/not-going-for-a-walk\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Going for A Walk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>In my bed.<\/p>\n<p>Gah. I&#8217;ve seen this Mickey Mouse cartoon so many times- I know each line word for word.<\/p>\n<p>The three year old is jumping&#8230; ON MY BED&#8230; and I&#8217;ve given him the look 75 billion and a half times.<\/p>\n<p>He is a chatterbox, not just today, but every morning. He even talks in his sleep-<\/p>\n<p>When he isn&#8217;t snoring-<\/p>\n<p>What happened to the cute little breaths he took as a baby? These are near grown man sounds that escape his sleeping lips.<\/p>\n<p>And when he realizes I haven&#8217;t responded to his words with whatever he has deemed appropriate or with nothing at all, he quietly reminds himself that I am working.<\/p>\n<p>And it is a blissful 2.5 seconds of quiet.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, but it is a continuous circle that cannot be broken or interrupted or muted or paused.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe a walk is what I need after all.<\/p>\n<p>Fresh air would be great, a stimulating conversation with nature is sure to stimulate brain cells that beg to take one or two more winks.<\/p>\n<p>Guess, I will put on clothes and go for a walk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The three year old has spies everywhere and I will not escape this time unseen.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really like clothes, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, I&#8217;m quite comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>In my bed.<\/p>\n<p>But you enjoy the scenery.<\/p>\n<p>And if you hear an incessant banging from a window as you pass by-<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, it is just the three year old wishing you a happy, sunshiny day.<\/p>\n<p>Wave, smile and just keep walking.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, you&#8217;ll be entrapped in a conversation with a three year old and absolutely no way out.<\/p>\n<p>Then I will be forced to leave my cocoon of comfort and warmth-<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll see my t shirt, rumpled and wrinkled and if the angle is right, you might even see some thigh connected to a panty that is anything but sexy.<\/p>\n<p>But, I digress. And that isn&#8217;t how we make any progress.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, a walk would indeed be best.<\/p>\n<p>Gets the blood flowing, you know?<\/p>\n<p>But.<\/p>\n<p>I am comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>In my bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m comfortable. In my bed. Gah. I&#8217;ve seen this Mickey Mouse cartoon so many times- I know each line word for word. The three year old is jumping&#8230; ON MY BED&#8230; and I&#8217;ve given him the look 75 billion and a half times. He is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1225,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7,13,12,1136,441,5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-musings","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-poetry-prompts","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1225"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47981,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47676\/revisions\/47981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}