It’s easy to skip breakfast
\nif you don’t get up till noon.<\/p>\n
Nike’s snoring.
\nDo they make CPAPs for dogs?<\/p>\n
Whose idea was it to name the white cake Angel Food
\nand the dark cake Devil’s Food?<\/p>\n
And what about that sinister left hand?<\/p>\n
Of course it’s okay to do laundry
\nduring the Poetry Marathon.
\nJust don’t forget to add detergent
\nas you ponder your lines.<\/p>\n
Maybe you should try the prompt next time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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