{"id":50098,"date":"2019-06-22T14:42:03","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T18:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=50098"},"modified":"2019-06-22T14:50:07","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T18:50:07","slug":"hour-six-elegy-my-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/hour-six-elegy-my-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour six: Elegy: My Funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I die, there will be no traffic jam,<br \/>\nno escort, no police in my parade.<br \/>\nI do not want a single mother<br \/>\nto be late picking up her child <\/p>\n<p>from a private school she can<br \/>\nbarely afford.  I do not want a passing<br \/>\nmiddle-aged accountant to be late<br \/>\nfor his family dinner, for his children<\/p>\n<p>to eat in silence, wishing he were<br \/>\nhome.  I want to learn how to take<br \/>\nup space while I am alive, to dance<br \/>\nsober with the lights on, to break into <\/p>\n<p>song without worrying about my voice<br \/>\nsitting too high in my throat. I want<br \/>\nto wring every sweet note from this life,<br \/>\ncrack its bones wide open and suck out <\/p>\n<p>the marrow. I want to die with a list<br \/>\nof accomplishments too large to fit<br \/>\nonto any stone, the correct name<br \/>\netched into my obituary. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I die, there will be no traffic jam, no escort, no police in my parade. I do not want a single mother to be late picking up her child from a private school she can barely afford. I do not want a passing middle-aged&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1091,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1091"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50103,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50098\/revisions\/50103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}