Good afternoon catfish, surely you must’ve slept late<\/p>\n
cause you didn’t touch a single thing I put on your breakfast plate<\/p>\n
I threw it right at you, right in your bed a mouthful at a time<\/p>\n
But you didn’t take any of it and that bait was USDA prime<\/p>\n
It is well past lunchtime now, the perfect hour for a snack<\/p>\n
I’ve packed some Vienna Sausages, got ’em right in my sack<\/p>\n
They are the best kind, covered in delicious hot sauce<\/p>\n
I just had a great idea that you’ll find out about with my next toss<\/p>\n
I’ll dip one of those plastic lures right down into that sausage can<\/p>\n
And I’ll send it right down to you, you whisker faced wise man<\/p>\n
Maybe that will spark some life into you after your good night sleep<\/p>\n
And you will pay me a little visit from the cold and muddy deep<\/p>\n
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