{"id":51416,"date":"2019-06-22T17:15:27","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T21:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=51416"},"modified":"2019-06-22T17:15:27","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T21:15:27","slug":"pan-grandma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/pan-grandma\/","title":{"rendered":"Pan Grandma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Certain dogs can look like mini llamas when shaved short. Some dogs don&#8217;t, just certain ones. That doesn&#8217;t mean they are mini llamas. They just look like mini llamas.<\/p>\n<p>I tend to look like a stereotypical lesbian when my hair is pixie short. Some women don&#8217;t, just certain ones, like myself. Not that I mind so much looking like a lesbian, but I would like to look like what I am, neither llama nor lesbian.<\/p>\n<p>Those same llama looking dogs will look like giant collies when their coats are grown back. I grow my hair out, and look like a soccer mom. Not that I mind looking like a soccer mom, but I would like to look like what I am.<\/p>\n<p>A collie looks like a collie looks. A llama looks like a llama looks. A lesbian looks like whatever she wants to look like. A stereotypical lesbian looks like a stereotypical lesbian looks. A soccer mom looks like a soccer mom looks&#8230; what does a Pan Grandma look like?<\/p>\n<p>I want to look like whatever a Pan Grandma looks like, not a collie, or a soccer mom, or a llama, or a lesbian.<\/p>\n<p>I want to look like what I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Certain dogs can look like mini llamas when shaved short. Some dogs don&#8217;t, just certain ones. That doesn&#8217;t mean they are mini llamas. They just look like mini llamas. I tend to look like a stereotypical lesbian when my hair is pixie short. Some women&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1305,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1305"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51535,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51416\/revisions\/51535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}