{"id":51624,"date":"2019-06-22T17:26:25","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T21:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=51624"},"modified":"2019-06-23T02:42:17","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T06:42:17","slug":"funny-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/funny-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny Girl<\/p>\n<p>What a strange girl she is<br \/>\nwho avoids parties like death<br \/>\nwho doesn\u2019t drink, or smoke<br \/>\nor JUUL<br \/>\nwho instead prefers the company<\/p>\n<p>of her seven pets, the zoo of her home.<br \/>\nShe reads books as they lay by her feet,<br \/>\nshe cleans house as they trail behind her,<br \/>\ndoes her homework as they nap on her back<\/p>\n<p>and she is at ease cuddled into their fur.<\/p>\n<p>What an odd thing, with her hair lopped off,<br \/>\nnothing left to dance in the air behind her<br \/>\nas her bike crashes down another path,<br \/>\na loud laugh crashing from her throat<br \/>\nsimultaneously.<\/p>\n<p>What a weird chick, who gets animated<br \/>\nabout a song or a movie<br \/>\nand catches her voice rising louder and louder,<br \/>\nthrilled to express the quirks that make her who she is.<\/p>\n<p>What a funny girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny Girl What a strange girl she is who avoids parties like death who doesn\u2019t drink, or smoke or JUUL who instead prefers the company of her seven pets, the zoo of her home. She reads books as they lay by her feet, she cleans&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1218,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1218"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51624"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55861,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51624\/revisions\/55861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}