{"id":51819,"date":"2019-06-22T18:01:51","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=51819"},"modified":"2019-06-22T18:01:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:01:51","slug":"empty-fridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/empty-fridge\/","title":{"rendered":"Empty Fridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a crying shame, there&#8217;s no one to blame<\/p>\n<p>No one other than me, so here is my plea<\/p>\n<p>I took one trip too many, until there weren&#8217;t any<\/p>\n<p>Frosty cold beers left, none to borrow from my peers<\/p>\n<p>Three days from payday, nothing left for me to say<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I&#8217;ll just do without, maybe sit and pout<\/p>\n<p>My fridge has no soul with a beer shaped hole<\/p>\n<p>My thirst grows by the hour, my mood is sour<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;ll do, how I&#8217;ll get through<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll be sober for now, but mark my vow<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll send a prayer to the girl in the moon<\/p>\n<p>Hopeful she will bless me with more of the High Life real soon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a crying shame, there&#8217;s no one to blame No one other than me, so here is my plea I took one trip too many, until there weren&#8217;t any Frosty cold beers left, none to borrow from my peers Three days from payday, nothing left&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":857,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/857"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51969,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51819\/revisions\/51969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}