{"id":52117,"date":"2019-06-22T18:14:22","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=52117"},"modified":"2019-06-22T18:14:22","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:14:22","slug":"entry-10-half-marathon-00-00-eu-time-joking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/entry-10-half-marathon-00-00-eu-time-joking\/","title":{"rendered":"Entry 10 Half-Marathon 00.00 EU time &#8211; Joking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>.<\/p>\n<p>There were once seven bears \u2013<\/p>\n<p>three were black, three were polar,<\/p>\n<p>one was bi-polar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The remains of my day \u2013<\/p>\n<p>one boiled egg, left-over corn flakes,<\/p>\n<p>a dab of butter<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The remains after surgery \u2013<\/p>\n<p>one left ventricle, four optic nerves,<\/p>\n<p>a handful of vertebrae<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. There were once seven bears \u2013 three were black, three were polar, one was bi-polar. &nbsp; The remains of my day \u2013 one boiled egg, left-over corn flakes, a dab of butter &nbsp; The remains after surgery \u2013 one left ventricle, four optic nerves,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":262,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/262"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52135,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52117\/revisions\/52135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}