{"id":52182,"date":"2019-06-22T18:32:18","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=52182"},"modified":"2019-06-22T18:32:56","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:32:56","slug":"52182","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/52182\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn, concrete dock!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a stormy, fog-filled night<br \/>\nThe sudden hush outside<br \/>\nGave me a fright.<br \/>\nI grabbed my coffee cup from the shelf<br \/>\nWhen the wind blew so hard<br \/>\nI peed myself!<br \/>\nThe canteen closed early as the fir tree got surley<br \/>\nOn my way home<br \/>\nI felt quite alone.<br \/>\nWhen a light from the moonbeam<br \/>\nGave me hope it did seem.<br \/>\nI crossed over the river at eleven o&#8217;clock, tripped on the lip<br \/>\nOf the concrete dock.<br \/>\nDamn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a stormy, fog-filled night The sudden hush outside Gave me a fright. I grabbed my coffee cup from the shelf When the wind blew so hard I peed myself! The canteen closed early as the fir tree got surley On my way home&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1209,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1209"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52182"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52330,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52182\/revisions\/52330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}