{"id":52324,"date":"2019-06-22T18:37:21","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=52324"},"modified":"2019-06-22T18:37:57","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T22:37:57","slug":"bad-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/bad-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Date (Prompt 13, Hour 10)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The moonbeams danced with the fog,<\/p>\n<p>Giving the boat dock a haunted look.<\/p>\n<p>Nervous laughter broke the hush of the night.<\/p>\n<p>The girl looked at her date and whispered,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have to pee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He snickered.\u00a0 &#8220;TP&#8217;s on the shelf in the shed.<\/p>\n<p>Pee behind the fir over yonder.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He gestured to the right of the shed,<\/p>\n<p>where old concrete blocks stacked up against the fir.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She dropped the canteen of coffee at his feet,<\/p>\n<p>Muttering to herself, &#8220;Damn girl, never again.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The moonbeams danced with the fog, Giving the boat dock a haunted look. Nervous laughter broke the hush of the night. The girl looked at her date and whispered, &#8220;I have to pee.&#8221; &nbsp; He snickered.\u00a0 &#8220;TP&#8217;s on the shelf in the shed. Pee behind&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1030,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52324"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52378,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52324\/revisions\/52378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}