{"id":52571,"date":"2019-06-22T19:10:41","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T23:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=52571"},"modified":"2019-06-22T19:33:37","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T23:33:37","slug":"jesus-at-the-hard-rock-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/jesus-at-the-hard-rock-cafe\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus at the Hard Rock Cafe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hot Day<\/p>\n<p>Hard Rock Cafe<\/p>\n<p>Jesus is trying to find<\/p>\n<p>someone to grind.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s very pale, wearing<\/p>\n<p>red shorts.<\/p>\n<p>In the pool he&#8217;s trying<\/p>\n<p>water sports.<\/p>\n<p>In the corner<\/p>\n<p>girls are twerking.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how his salvation<\/p>\n<p>is working.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s rather dry<\/p>\n<p>and orders a beer.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing there&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>no crucifixion here.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>J. Pratt-Walter<\/p>\n<p>6\/22\/2019<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hot Day Hard Rock Cafe Jesus is trying to find someone to grind. He&#8217;s very pale, wearing red shorts. In the pool he&#8217;s trying water sports. In the corner girls are twerking. I wonder how his salvation is working. He&#8217;s rather dry and orders a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1133,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[813,1750,3054],"class_list":["post-52571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-dance","tag-jesus","tag-rock-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1133"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52571"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52901,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52571\/revisions\/52901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}