{"id":52573,"date":"2019-06-22T19:19:35","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T23:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=52573"},"modified":"2019-06-22T19:24:33","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T23:24:33","slug":"go-easy-its-not-a-race-hour-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/go-easy-its-not-a-race-hour-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Go Easy, It&#8217;s Not A Race, Hour 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/received_324431351832815-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-52807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/received_324431351832815-200x300.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/received_324431351832815.jpeg 617w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dear 19-year old nutjob,<\/p>\n<p>As per our previous discussion that one time when you were candyflipping at a rave and mistakenly identified your future self as god&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s important to remember that while these weekends of hedonism and debautchery may seem trivial, they do have an impact on me. Well, on you, but later.<\/p>\n<p>My liver hurts dude, and that time you got wasted and decided it would be a good idea to jump out of a moving car and broke your collarbone?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it never healed right, and now it aches when it rains. Asshole, what were you thinking?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, good news is, you survived<\/p>\n<p>Barely<\/p>\n<p>I mean, you escaped with your sanity,or so the little aliens living underneath your doormat want you to believe<\/p>\n<p>Point is, go easy<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a long time to go, and the physical form is finite<\/p>\n<p>Pace yourself<\/p>\n<p>-Your Future Self<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Brush your teeth, dental work is expensive<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear 19-year old nutjob, As per our previous discussion that one time when you were candyflipping at a rave and mistakenly identified your future self as god&#8230; It&#8217;s important to remember that while these weekends of hedonism and debautchery may seem trivial, they do have&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":781,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/781"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52573"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52808,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52573\/revisions\/52808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}