{"id":52784,"date":"2019-06-22T19:54:12","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T23:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=52784"},"modified":"2019-06-22T19:54:12","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T23:54:12","slug":"dear-fat-beverly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/dear-fat-beverly\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Fat Beverly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How I&#8217;d like to go back and talk to my fat self&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>The one who sat all alone, like a book upon a shelf.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d tell that unknown beauty of a secret she&#8217;d soon know<\/p>\n<p>That fixed the problem she endures, that burdens like a foe:<\/p>\n<p>The diet you eat now, is loaded down with carbs<\/p>\n<p>That piles on fat-filled layers, we cover up with garbs.<\/p>\n<p>That diet leads you to a stroke, diabetes, heart too fast&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>But then you&#8217;ll finally learn how to tame that beast, at last.<\/p>\n<p>You will become determined to learn all that you can<\/p>\n<p>To feed your body properly, and fix a new meal plan.<\/p>\n<p>And then, your weight will drop a hundred pounds, and more!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be wearing clothes like you never dreamed, for sure!<\/p>\n<p>But the news that&#8217;s best of all, is your health takes a turn&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>That diabetes takes a hike; sure glad you finally learned!<\/p>\n<p>So learn from my mistakes, and do yourself a favor:<\/p>\n<p>Change your diet now, to a new plan you will savor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How I&#8217;d like to go back and talk to my fat self&#8211; The one who sat all alone, like a book upon a shelf. I&#8217;d tell that unknown beauty of a secret she&#8217;d soon know That fixed the problem she endures, that burdens like a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1265,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1265"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53047,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52784\/revisions\/53047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}