You’re gonna screw up no matter how carefully you tread
\nBut here’s a couple pointers to help you get ahead
\n
\nIt’s a drag to move out west, but it works fine so stay the course
\nIt’s a waste to buy insurance, you’re as healthy as a horse
\n
\nPats beat the Seahawks in ’14, so take that bet
\nDon’t drop out of college till you’re 20 grand in debt
\n
\nMarry your first girlfriend, she’s better than she seems
\nDon’t sell your bitcoin until March 2018
\n
\nStart buying gin, it’ll save you money over beer
\nAnd remember, the best decision I ever made was trying to turn writing into a career
\n
\n
\n <\/p>\n
good luck dude, I got your back<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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