{"id":54643,"date":"2019-06-22T23:14:34","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T03:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=54643"},"modified":"2019-07-14T12:11:10","modified_gmt":"2019-07-14T16:11:10","slug":"9-great-grandmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/9-great-grandmother\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 15 GREAT GRANDMOTHER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tell me the story of Great Grandmother.<\/p>\n<p>Again? I think you only like the farting part.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s funny. Pleeeese. Tell me.<\/p>\n<p>OK. Great Grandmother is very beautiful.<br \/>\nShe is not young or old. She is not big or small.<br \/>\nHer clothing is completely made of numbers<br \/>\nand it is see-through.<br \/>\nAnd even Great Grandmother is see-through.<br \/>\nOne day&#8230;<br \/>\nOne day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yes&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>She didn\u2019t do it on purpose.<br \/>\nIt just happened.<br \/>\nOne day she&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>She farted!<br \/>\nWas it loud?<\/p>\n<p>Probably.<br \/>\nYou\u2019d have to ask the gods.<br \/>\nThey were the only ones around to hear it<br \/>\nbecause they were in the fart.<br \/>\nAnd so were all the tiny grains of everything.<br \/>\nThe gods started putting all those grains together,<br \/>\nplaying with them the way you play with sand and mud.<br \/>\nAnd they made the stars and planets and Earth and sun,<br \/>\neverything, even the animals. <\/p>\n<p>Even me.<\/p>\n<p>Even you.<\/p>\n<p>Tell it again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tell me the story of Great Grandmother. Again? I think you only like the farting part. It\u2019s funny. Pleeeese. Tell me. OK. Great Grandmother is very beautiful. She is not young or old. She is not big or small. Her clothing is completely made of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1246,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1246"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54643"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59502,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54643\/revisions\/59502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}