{"id":54766,"date":"2019-06-23T00:19:53","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T04:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=54766"},"modified":"2019-06-23T00:19:53","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T04:19:53","slug":"z-school-episode-1-hour-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/z-school-episode-1-hour-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Z-School Episode 1 hour 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Z-School part 1<\/p>\n<p>This was a dream<br \/>\nA dream I had<br \/>\nOne day at school my teacher asked,<br \/>\n\u2018What is 2000 + 259?\u2019<br \/>\n\u20182259,\u2019 I replied<br \/>\nIdiots<\/p>\n<p>That was when a zombie walked through the door<br \/>\nand bit three people<br \/>\nI stabbed him with my pencil<br \/>\nMy friend beat him with a stapler<\/p>\n<p>Everyone died<br \/>\nExcept us<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z-School part 1 This was a dream A dream I had One day at school my teacher asked, \u2018What is 2000 + 259?\u2019 \u20182259,\u2019 I replied Idiots That was when a zombie walked through the door and bit three people I stabbed him with my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1319,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1319"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55042,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54766\/revisions\/55042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}