{"id":54968,"date":"2019-06-23T00:08:16","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T04:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=54968"},"modified":"2019-06-23T00:08:16","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T04:08:16","slug":"16-the-messenger-xvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/16-the-messenger-xvi\/","title":{"rendered":"16. The Messenger XVI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Do you see that guy with the blue jacket?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Yes, why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nevermind<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you carry in your truck?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It\u2019s a huge one you got these days<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Can you shut the F\u2026 up?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">For a minute<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You only puke BS and craps<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You don\u2019t take the usual one<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And you go around the blue tunnel<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It\u2019s longer but safer<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Much safer<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Mr Jordan, I hope<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You\u2019re not too tall <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">For our Space Suit<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In your blue jeans<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You&#8217;re walking<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You do not hurt a fly<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And yet we blame you<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">All the time, to be as<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">free and the tongue well hanged<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Isn\u2019t it, Btch?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What? Shocked, she falls into syncope <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you see that guy with the blue jacket? Yes, why? Nevermind What do you carry in your truck? It\u2019s a huge one you got these days Can you shut the F\u2026 up? For a minute You only puke BS and craps You don\u2019t take&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":315,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/315"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54974,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54968\/revisions\/54974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}