{"id":55479,"date":"2019-06-23T01:32:07","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T05:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=55479"},"modified":"2019-06-23T01:36:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T05:36:51","slug":"monthly-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/monthly-pass\/","title":{"rendered":"Monthly Pass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best and the worst of humanity comes out on the bus<br \/>\nA microcosm of camaraderie, solidarity, cultural exchange, ethnic strife<br \/>\nWhether the people up front move out of the way and help fasten down an old woman in a wheelchair<br \/>\nor everyone yells to the driver if someone is running up about to miss their ride<br \/>\nor some tom clancy looking dickbag decides to chime in when a black woman smacks her kid- boy that was a loud one<br \/>\nbesides them it was just me and the driver and neither of us were getting involved in that shit<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s more good than bad, we&#8217;re all locals<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re all stuck here<br \/>\nwe all sort of get along<br \/>\nLike when the whole bus was roused in a discordant chorus of &#8216;that&#8217;s what&#8217;s up&#8217; when we passed the construction site of a new Popeye&#8217;s popping up in town<br \/>\nI said nothing but I did nod knowingly<br \/>\nPopeyes is the bomb, screw KFC<br \/>\nNew warning signs were put up; now in English, Spanish and Hanzi<br \/>\nSince the population from mainland China has exploded in recent years<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re foreign students and they&#8217;re locals too<br \/>\nit&#8217;s almost like we live in a real city<br \/>\nan oasis of Tech Money in the middle of Nothing Nowhere USA<br \/>\nalmost makes me proud to live in Illinois<br \/>\nalmost<br \/>\nMy car broke down, it needs a new starter<br \/>\nand some medical emergencies prevented me from ponying up the cash<br \/>\nso I&#8217;ve become one of the bus regulars and I&#8217;m starting to blend with the rest of the weirdos<br \/>\nI wonder if everyone learns everyone elses&#8217; schedule or it&#8217;s just me.<br \/>\nA group of guys file on every day, all kind of gimpy and weird looking,<br \/>\nI think they all stay together in assisted living, they&#8217;re a riot.<br \/>\nThe other day they piled on board from the park and they had gas station hot dogs, and they lead a chant, stomping their feet, singing some song that I didn&#8217;t understand<br \/>\nas badly as I wanted to join in<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Some old man stepped on and said one thing to the driver:<br \/>\n&#8220;cubs are looking good this year&#8221;<br \/>\nthe driver replied, &#8220;mm hm&#8221;<br \/>\nI think that exchange sums up the bus. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best and the worst of humanity comes out on the bus A microcosm of camaraderie, solidarity, cultural exchange, ethnic strife Whether the people up front move out of the way and help fasten down an old woman in a wheelchair or everyone yells to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1259,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1259"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55479"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55524,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55479\/revisions\/55524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}