{"id":55803,"date":"2019-06-23T02:58:34","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T06:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=55803"},"modified":"2019-06-23T02:58:34","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T06:58:34","slug":"dear-60-year-old-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/dear-60-year-old-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear 60-year old lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You think you are still 35<br \/>\nYou are not<br \/>\nAt least you don&#8217;t shop at aeropostale<br \/>\nOr try to sport a belly piercing<br \/>\nOr faddish tattoos<br \/>\nAnd what&#8217;s with the cleavage??<br \/>\nYour body is stretched out<br \/>\nYour face sags, along with the<br \/>\nOther parts<br \/>\nYou limp from hip surgery and get stiff when you don&#8217;t move around<br \/>\nTwo-piece,I think not<br \/>\nsocks with sandals, NO!<br \/>\nJust be your conservative old self and no one will care.<br \/>\n25-year old girl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You think you are still 35 You are not At least you don&#8217;t shop at aeropostale Or try to sport a belly piercing Or faddish tattoos And what&#8217;s with the cleavage?? Your body is stretched out Your face sags, along with the Other parts You&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1209,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1209"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55932,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55803\/revisions\/55932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}