{"id":55895,"date":"2019-06-23T02:54:22","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T06:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=55895"},"modified":"2019-06-23T03:18:04","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T07:18:04","slug":"prompt-21-dear-peddlers-of-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/prompt-21-dear-peddlers-of-chocolate\/","title":{"rendered":"prompt 22:  Dear Peddlers of Chocolate,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Peddlers of Chocolate,<\/p>\n<p>I have to take a second to tell you that you are a hazard.<\/p>\n<p>Your wares are worse than crack or flesh or slangers of &#8220;happy pills&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>made to make us forget ourselves and how we hurt.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My beautiful waist has been wasted on your product.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot seem to fit into<\/p>\n<p>my life<\/p>\n<p>as it was before you arrived in our neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Please, do take your trade<\/p>\n<p>and fuck off.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Love Ramona&#8217;s once lovely ass.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(c) r. l. elke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Peddlers of Chocolate, I have to take a second to tell you that you are a hazard. Your wares are worse than crack or flesh or slangers of &#8220;happy pills&#8221; made to make us forget ourselves and how we hurt. &nbsp; My beautiful waist&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":712,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,12,2114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-musings","category-official-marathon-announcement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/712"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55895"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56038,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55895\/revisions\/56038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}