{"id":56646,"date":"2019-06-23T05:57:20","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T09:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=56646"},"modified":"2019-06-23T05:57:20","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T09:57:20","slug":"the-mean-old-cowboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/the-mean-old-cowboy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mean Old Cowboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy stood alone in the muddy street<\/p>\n<p>Gun at his hip and boots on his feet<\/p>\n<p>And he called out loud so that all could hear<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I may be old but I don&#8217;t have any fear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Send out the best and fastest gun around.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll beat him on the draw and drop him to the ground&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The people in the town could hear his shout<\/p>\n<p>But no man that heard bothered to step out<\/p>\n<p>So the old cowboy walked to the saloon<\/p>\n<p>And with the toe of his boot he kicked a spitoon<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll fight any man in this place.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Came the words from his grizzled face.<\/p>\n<p>But the room full of men paid him no mind<\/p>\n<p>There was no fistfight for the old timer to find<\/p>\n<p>So the old cowboy just ambled on home<\/p>\n<p>And when his old wife asked where he did roam<\/p>\n<p>He just shook his head and smiled<\/p>\n<p>No man is fool enough to face me whenever I get riled<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy stood alone in the muddy street Gun at his hip and boots on his feet And he called out loud so that all could hear &#8220;I may be old but I don&#8217;t have any fear.&#8221; &#8220;Send out the best and fastest gun&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":857,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/857"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56928,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56646\/revisions\/56928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}