{"id":57247,"date":"2019-06-23T06:56:20","date_gmt":"2019-06-23T10:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=57247"},"modified":"2019-06-24T20:06:36","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T00:06:36","slug":"my-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/my-human\/","title":{"rendered":"My Human"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the simple cost of amusement and protection<\/p>\n<p>I get a home, food, entertainment, and a servant.<\/p>\n<p>I am amused that they think that they are my owner.<\/p>\n<p>Not one time have I ever had to scoop their poop.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good gig, though.<\/p>\n<p>Worth it for me to be loyal.<\/p>\n<p>I love them. I think I&#8217;ll keep them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>jj2019 2019 Poetry Marathon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the simple cost of amusement and protection I get a home, food, entertainment, and a servant. I am amused that they think that they are my owner. Not one time have I ever had to scoop their poop. It&#8217;s a good gig, though. Worth&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":837,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/837"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57247"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58578,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57247\/revisions\/58578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}